Superman Returns (Mini Review)

Mini Review: Jor El's only begotten son Kal El (Clark Kent and Superman) has finally come home to his adopted planet Earth to find that his adopted mother (Martha Kent) might be dating but he doesn't care to notice, that his love (Lois Lane) is a mother and soon to be wife to a new rival for her affections but he never uses his common sense, err super sense, to figure out and see the truths in this, although any and every one who has seen the previous first two films that this Superman continues from knows, to finally being told that the self proclaimed Greatest Mind of his generation or that the world has ever seen (Lex Luther) is out of prison due to Superman failing to attend his court hearing and for the lack of Miranda Rights issued to Lex in Superman II. Now since episodes 3 and 4 are no longer continuity according to Warner Bros, D.C. Comics, Bryan Singer or anyone with a logical sense, we should have been safe to breath but we would be wrong. This film shows us what is wrong in spades no matter how subtle the shameless errors are even if they are coated with beautiful cinematography and special effects. Who would have thought that Superman could will himself past Kryptonite but not words on a paper. To say Superman Returns is a horrible film is a lie and a bit much but to say it's amazing would be like pulling off one of Lex's ridiculous plots. I'm glad that Superman has returned... but I'd be much more happier if he made me feel like he planned to stay.

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Grade: C